Outgrow Your Spreadsheet

Know which customers need attention before it's too late

Your real competition isn't some expensive enterprise platform. It's the spreadsheet, the AI chat, or the gut feeling you're using right now.

What you're doing now vs. Gran Minerva

What You're Doing Now	The Problem	Gran Minerva
Spreadsheets	Manual tracking, no patterns, no warning	Automatic warnings when a customer starts to drift
General AI tools	Forgets your business between chats, and privacy is unclear	Remembers your customers and keeps their details private
Gut feel / doing nothing	No warning when customers drift away	Warnings 6 to 8 weeks before customers leave
Free tools	Limited features, complicated setup	Upload your data, get scores in 15 minutes
Entry-level platforms	A monthly subscription whether you use it or not	Start free, then prepaid packs from $49. No subscription.

Spreadsheets

The problem: Manual tracking, no patterns, no warning

Automatic warnings when a customer starts to drift

General AI tools

The problem: Forgets your business between chats, and privacy is unclear

Remembers your customers and keeps their details private

Gut feel / doing nothing

The problem: No warning when customers drift away

Warnings 6 to 8 weeks before customers leave

Free tools

The problem: Limited features, complicated setup

Upload your data, get scores in 15 minutes

Entry-level platforms

The problem: A monthly subscription whether you use it or not

Start free, then prepaid packs from $49. No subscription.

Don't need a big enterprise platform?

Neither do most businesses.

Gran Minerva gives you enterprise intelligence at startup prices. No months-long setup. No dedicated admin. Just upload your data and go.

These claims are fixed and backed by evidence we keep on file.

Time to first answer

Part-time analyst: Weeks to learn your business and deliver a first report

Gran Minerva: First results 15 minutes after you upload your data

Evidence ID: EVID-PRD39-001

Consistency

Part-time analyst: Quality depends on one person's time and availability

Gran Minerva: The same scoring runs on every customer, every time

Evidence ID: EVID-PRD39-002

Cost

Part-time analyst: A fixed monthly fee whether you get answers or not

Gran Minerva: Pay only for what you use

Evidence ID: EVID-PRD39-003

Follow-up

Part-time analyst: Follow-up happens when the analyst gets to it

Gran Minerva: Regular checks on a schedule, urgent changes flagged right away

Evidence ID: EVID-PRD39-004

Export your customer list from any spreadsheet or CRM. Upload it. See your first results in 15 minutes. No consultants. No long setup project.

No credit card required•Pay only for what you use•First results in 15 minutes